Wednesday, January 4, 2012

Untimely Visitor

****Disclaimer*****  Gentlemen readers...I know there are a few of you out there.  Gentlemen readers, If for any reason you have a hard time dealing with the fact that women get their period.  Yes, you heard me....period.  Or don't want to read anything about it even if its not graphic, then skip today's entry.  That is all.

Ok back to business.  Well you may have read the title of today's entry "Untimely Visitor".  I planned on writing some confession today because it's Wednesday and that's what I usually do on Wednesday, but I'm so freaking frustrated with my Aunt flow that I can't think of anything else!!

So, all my life I have been what we call Irregular.  Irregular is not the word.  I would go months and months without ever seeing any sign of it.  It's something I'm used to dealing with since I've been dealing with it all my life.  But Ms. Flow has over the last two years been making some sort of a regular appearance at the worst possible time!!!

It started two summers ago in Puerto Rico.  IN PUERTO RICO!!! She made her first vacation appearance.  Then she mad another guest appearance during my Vegas trip last year.  She even reared her ugly ass on my trip to ITALY! This thing, this thing us women have to endure has decided to plague each and every trip I've taken over the last two years and is threatening to go to Vegas again this year.

I am begging you.....please come now this week.  She keeps on giving me all of the signs that she would come but hasn't shown up yet.  Plus I'm mega cranky!  I'm running out of time and you need to show up before I go! PLEASE!!!  

Does anyone out there know any tricks to stop it or rush it or something??  I'm desperate.  Anyway.....If I get lucky I'll let you know.  And...I'm serious about the tricks! 

Until next time mi gente!




  1. This is too funny but the reason for Ms Flow showing up on your vacations the past couple of years is because, Every time you came home from vacation back in the day, you would come home with a bun in the oven, so all though you are fixed the the brain tells the body she's going on vacation again No MORE BABIES PLEASE ahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaa

  2. I totally understand what you mean. One of my tricks that always worked when aunt flow decide to appear during any of the cruises was taking birth control pills.

  3. Can you believe I still haven't gotten my period?? Sheesh.